The Workplace: Definition of Classy

on Tuesday, August 25, 2009


Whenever I start work at a new place, I stay fairly reserved, for me, for the first few weeks. Try and feel the place out, don't want to offend anybody. It didn't take that long at my present station. The people are definitely on par with my humor, if not, a little more out there. Since the boss who keeps us slightly in check has been out on maternity leave, its just gotten worse. And by worse, I of course mean funnier. Today's lunch topic began with corrupting Baptists by first making them your DD, then slowly bringing them out of there shell. Not really sure, the Baptists I know drink, plenty. For shame! Then there are the daily jokes, which are too dirty for some ears, but as a 23 year old girl, I have been deemed worthy, so kudos to me. And at least daily, I hear someone talking about crack houses, or better yet, someone being described as "from the land of fruits and nuts". Now i know this isn't that far out there, but it might be my favorite way of calling someone a nutter. One of the agents can be in what seems to be a very serious, business phone call, and then crack houses and land of nuts. Needless to say, we're a laid back kinda folk.

Due to my overwhelming amount of free time, I have been doing some google image searches. I have found that Details magazine has the best covers, in my humble opinion of course. No frills, no elaborate sets, just sexy men staring back at me. Love it. So for those of you who aren't in the know, maybe its time you did some research.

And for one last embarrassing detail, no pun intended, I will admit my latest admirees. It's sick really, but hey, whatever. I know I'm not supposed to admit liking Zac Efron. I know people think as a grown up, you should be over such boyish charm. Nope. And for the record, he is legal, thank you very much. And by a couple of years, so there's a buffer zone. The other classically hot cover would belong to Anakin, cause I mean, c'mon. And of course there's more. I mean, if I really wanted to embarrass myself, oh what the hell, I could bring up the Gossip Girl guys. And when I say "guys", I mean Chace Crawford mainly.Don't deny it. Oh ya, and Batman too.






Disclaimer: These are the Details covers that I think are hot, not necessarily my top male picks overall. Just clarifying. Still hot though.

Hence, the Hulabaloo

on Wednesday, July 29, 2009



Tests suck. I hate studying for tests. I hate taking tests. I believe, that is why I graduated from college, so I wouldn't have to do this anymore. Whatever. My commercial real estate license exam is in 6 days. I'm not sure if I'm ready. It's one of those situations that could truly screw me. Luckily for me, I'll be able to drink myself into a stupor the weekend before. That should relax me, don't you think? Let's hope it does the trick.

I'm not sure about this whole work thing. I know I'm bored. I know I want to have somewhere to go everyday. But most importantly, I want my friends to have a little less ammunition. I'm really lazy, I realize. But when it comes to work, I work, so I'd really like to be able to commiserate with everyone when they are bitching about their day to day. It's just the thought of starting something new that has me hesitating. Won't know till I try.

On another note, I was channel surfing and I saw the new Real World. Is it just me or is it so much less interesting since we are now older than the cast mates? Just wondering.

Now, to end on a positive point, I just saw the trailer for the Sandra Bullock/Bradley Cooper flick, "All About Steve", and I gotta say, could he be any hotter?? I'll give you two options: clean, then dirty. I'm going with the latter personally.